While preparing dinner....

Me: Oh, there's Oreos in here?  I didn't know that!
Brad:  That's why they are still in there....
Me...rolling eyes and stuffing Oreos in my mouth....
Me: Sputtering with Oreo crumbs..."Yerrr sooooo wuuuuuude".....
Brad:  What's that you say?....I can only hear the Oreos....