:P I'm such an ignoramus....er, that's an eg-no-ra-moose if you leave four or more, right?
Had fun hanging out with two other friends over dinner at Cracker Barrel :)
Speaking of leaving four or more, I want to tell you a story about three ninja friends....let's just call them Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, and Stolen Thunder. This is an account of what might have happened when other ninja friends bailed on them one night. They may have devised a plan to buy some T.P. and bless some friends with a threat "TO-GO (with us next time)"..."you PARTY POOPER". Stolen Thunder did not want Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon to actually throw the toilet paper, so they just made something like Party Pooper trophies for the bailing ninjas.
I have some favorite parts of this story....like when Crouching Tiger was driving and couldn't figure out how to turn off her car lights and Hidden Dragon's heart was racing because she was about ready to jump out of the car to run to the door, but Crouching Tiger passed the house as she was trying to fiddle with her lights.....Like when it was Crouching Tiger's turn to make a run and she forgot to close the car door so she left Hidden Dragon and Stolen Thunder NOT SO HIDDEN in a totally illuminated vehicle, laughing hysterically...and whisper yelling...."CLOSE THE DOOR!". Like when it was Stolen Thunder's turn to go and she hesitated for a millisecond to which Crouching Tiger stole her opportunity.....thus giving her the nickname Stolen Thunder. I liked Crouching Tigers running crouch up the DARK SIDE of the driveway. I liked the text they may have received from their first "gifting" ....and hope that bailing ninja will not hold it against them for long :).....and that the last bailing ninja actually came to the window.....ha!
You wonder how I can write this story with such detail ? It's just a "hidden" talent, I guess!
...or a GIFT....not unlike the friendship of (in no particular order)
Hidden Dragon, Stolen Thunder, and Crouching Tiger :)
WOW,....the LIKEness is uncanny!
Wow. That's a great story that you came up with. What an imagination!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks. Yeah, it just came to me that a story of three ninjas, with little to no stealth ability, might make for an interesting read. I'm still developing the plot, but I think the title will be "There's A Ninja Sitting Shotgun" I, personally, like that :)
ReplyDeleteThat's a movie I would love to be in! If you need any extras, I have experience now. :)
ReplyDeleteIf I give you a part as an extra, just make sure the magazine you are reading is not upside down :P
ReplyDeleteDeal!
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