It's Not Curtains For You

I have been visiting curtain graveyards trying to find some that would look good in Brad's new office.  I have checked a bunch of thrift stores and bargain areas....I was amazed at the amount in the clearance area at Bed, Bath and Beyond....it was like a secret world behind the display curtains :)  Tonight, I brought some home that looked a little like the background to this picture....he took one look at them, gave me a scrunched face, and said, "NO"....ha!  So, my assignment is to look for a print....but no dots, paisley, swirls, florals, checkers, diamonds, chevron, geometric shapes....apparently, nothing that looks like arrows....oh, and no animal prints...THERE'S NOTHING LEFT, I TELL YOU.....NOTHING!  :P