These Boots Were Made For Walkin'

Last night I celebrated my new door, and office....and job responsibilities by using my "allowance" and buying some new black boots.  I had realized on Halloween that my old black boots had sprung a leak.  I love shoes, but I don't like shopping for them because most stores sell women's shoes starting at size 6 and I am a size 5 1/2.....BUT, TJ Maxx had some 5 1/2 black boots....YIPPEE!  This morning I cut the tag off and peeled stickers off the bottom and I was so thankful that I had them because of this cold white stuff outside.  I was feeling rather dapper (can women be dapper?...well, I don't know, but that was the word that came to mind) in my new boots.  I even decided to walk across campus and get a coffee despite the white stuff because my new boots were made for walking, you know!  So, I went to the library to get some coffee and I was chatting with people all along the way and while I waited.  What a great day it is when you have new boots!  So, when I got back I was opening up the door to my office and I caught a glimpse of my reflection in the glass.  I still had a huge tag hanging off the back of one of my boots!  AND, I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE MAN!  SERIOUSLY!?...couldn't wait for show and tell with my coworker, Sara.  I said, "would you like me to tell you about how I am a moron or show you?"  She opted for SHOW, so I demonstrated my walk until she realized my blunder.... but now that I think about that she could have totally got me with some kind of comeback like..."and what's new?"  HAHA!  Gotta love being able to laugh at yourself!  I would miss out on so much fun if I didn't!